Weirdo weirdo things happen in this weirdo weirdo world

Weirdo weirdo things happen in this weirdo weirdo world

God has given me the right to talk to myself….and I love to talk to myself and guess what though I talk to everyone in “hindi” but I talk to myself in English lol I think its absurdly funny….!

Talking about my servant oh..! he is another one….he laughs at his own lame jokes but one thing is really funny about him whenever I ask him to do some work he says “ok aur kuch” lol cant explain the way he says ok!

Whenever I walk on the streets I find woman staring at other woman…..lol after all weirdo weirdo things happen in this weirdo world.

Hey baby was the such a crap movie but guess what I was sitting between one dumb guy and a lady who were enjoying the movie like hell. when they laughed at some “so called not at all funny scene” I looked at them and wonder that they are laughing for the first time…..i really hate this but some people seems to be so overjoyed in cinema halls.

I think bathroom is the best place in this earth where i feel so relaxed. when I am at bathroom there is a sense of tranquil atmosphere in bathroom but I am only comfortable at my own bathroom and yes I think to much when I am at my own bathroom. Please don’t take it in other sense :D

My maid servant who washes our clothes sings Bengali songs while washing the clothes.the way she shouts and sings I am like she will be the next Indian idol :D.

My tution sir also has the habbit of talking to himself……but what the heck this is something personal I mean talking to onself in front of anyone is like so insane.i was doing my maths sums and he was talking about some share market related things lol.

orkut is another weird world.some people are busy learning the new orkut tricks like send scraps to all and some are busy attending the threads and polls like "i have been nominated for mr sexy orkut" please vote for me.ok i m not here for social service so keep yr polls link within yrself.i once clicked on the link which says u can earn 1 lakh rs online.....lol the site was full of crap thing which was beyond my knowledge.

A GAME CALLED "LIFE"

The world is changing. people are changing. every new day has some stories to tell. someone died today someone is born today. someone got married today or someone lost his husband or wife today. someone scored the highest marks and someone failed with 2 or 3 marks.

Every new day has some stories to tell. but we people don’t have time to hear a single stories. we are busy in our work. our life and our joys and own cries. every story is linked with one another its more like puzzle if u can solve it u r the winner of a game called life and if u cant then u r the looser of a game called life. every day gives us some hint of the game we are playing. the hint of the story is difficult to find but not impossible task to do. every story has got twist and turns. joys and pain is what Is the game of life is all about. we are more interested in solving our own puzzle of the game called “life”. we think that our puzzle ,our story is the most difficult one to solve. but if we open our heart and brain and look at the people getting confused in difficult games then the pain of our story is small in front of their story. this is a game called life one should play leniently and carefully because each step can break several life as one story is linked with another.

the judge of this game is god. if u will play leniently and efficiantly u will go to a place called heaven and if u will play be cheating and stealing he will send u to a place known as hell. one thing is different about this game your game can be over anytime.no matter how good and how bad u play your game can be over now also.at last u will loose everything.the mother u loved,the money u earned,the house u owned so be prepared because this game is different from other game.be prepared to face your happy ending....!

SHE WAS IN LOVE........BUT NOW HER LIFE IS LIKE HELL

SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH HIM FOR MORE THAN 6 OR 7 YEARS.SHE WAS A MAID SERVANT BY PROFESSIONSHE DIDN'T GET THE LOVE FROM HER FAMILY.THE REASON FOR HER LIVING WAS HIS LOVE.SHE LOVED HER IMMENSELY MORE THAN HERSELF AS .SHE WAS OBSESSED WITH EVERYTHING HE DID..HE ALSO LOVE HER .EVERYTHING WAS GOING ALRIGHT.SHE WAS LOVING HER LIFE.THEY BOTH WERE SUPPOSED TO GET TOGETHER FOREVER

BUT............................!

SOME YEARS LATER.THEY STARTED FIGHTING.SHE CRIED ALL THE DAY AND HE MADE HER CRIED ALL THE DAY.SHE WASN'T AWARE OF THE WORST THING WHICH WAS GOING TO HAPPEN IN HER LIFE.SHE WAS LOST IN THE WORLD OF DREAMS HE SHOWED TO HER.HE THEN STARTED IGNORING HER.AT LAST THEY HAD A BREAK UP.HER DREAMS,HER REASON TO LIVE,HER ONLY STRENGTH WAS NOW LOOSING HER HANDS.SHE THOUGHT THAT EARTH IS NOT A PLACE FOR HER.SHE DIDN'T GET THE LOVE FROM HER FAMILY EITHER.LIFE BECAME RUTHLESS FOR HER.SHE WAS FRUSTRATED WITH HER LIFE.SHE WANTED TO DIE.

LIFE WAS LAUGHING AT HER.SHE COULDN'T BARE THE PAIN WHICH HER EYES HELD.SHE DECIDED TO KILL HERSELF BY BURNING HERSELF IN FIRE....SHE WAS MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY PREPARED TO LIVE THIS PLACE CALLED "EARTH" NOW,THE SEASON OF HAPPINESS WAS NOW GONE,AND THE BLACK CLOUDS WAS FORMED WHICH WAS A NEVER ENDING CLOUD.HER ONLY CRIME WAS THAT SHE FELT IN LOVE WITH A LIER WHO LEFT HER HAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PATH.SHE BURNT HERSELF TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT HER LOVE WAS TRUE.BUT HE DIDN'T CARED EVEN IF SHE WAS ALIVE OR WAS DYING.THE FIRE NOW COVERED HER WHOLE BODY BUT UNFORTUNATELY SHE WAS SAVED BY HER LOCALIST WHO SAW HER BURNING HERSELF ON THE BACKYARD OF HER HOUSE.SHE WAS NOW SAVED.HER FACE IS NOW BURNT.HER BEAUTY,HER EXCITEMENT,HER JOYS WAS TAKEN AWAY .INSTEAD SHE IS NOW LIVING WITH PAIN,DISRESPECT AND NOW SHE CANT EVEN IMAGINE THAT SHE WILL GET MARRIED SOME DAY.
SHE WAS BETRAYED IN LOVE.SHE SHOWED THE WORLD THAT SHE LOVED HIM IMMENSELY BY SACRIFICING HER LIFE BUT HE DIDN'T ACCEPTED HER....HER LIFE IS NOW HELL .HER FACE IS NOW MARKED WITH BURNT SPOTS.......THIS IS WHAT I CALL "A TRUE LOVE "
>>>>>>>>>this story is based on A real lifE<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

fuNNY THINGS ABOUT INDIAN WEDDING......!

well Indian marriages are hell lot of fun..with lots of drama and shama.u must be thinking that i am copying raju srivastav of great indian laughter challenge.oh no he is just an inspiration :P.
well i have attended so many marriages no no i m not a priest.i love to attend marriage.whether you are rich or poor u cant ignore the free ka food.lol i m being cheap but thts wht indian marraiges are all about.looking good,having a nice food and yes nice place to gossip and gigle at lame jokes. some people like those dulhan ki sisters and all they are busy attracting boys or insulting the waiters.waiters r none the less they also take the full advantage of staring beautiful girls and dont talk about the ladies hahahaha they are busy watching each other's sari and necklace and wondering that how rich she is? .the gents are more like casual people busy discussing the business related things.but let me tell you when it comes to EATING the fooD all are like so serious.and the most irritating thing of this marriage is to stand and eat with those hard to carry plates!and how can i forget the irritating children who are busy in thier own world.busy playing hide and seek and all stuffs and the sister of dulhan is like so showing off types.they will try to be nice,laughing at jokes which arent funny at all and staring at the waiters too.the bride and the bridegroom are busy passing fake smiles at people .its hell lot of a showoff but the fun thing is to watch those stupid people andthose who are trying to be cool but they act like fool.
no one can ignore those free items like >>>>ice ream,pudding,chowmin,cold drinks,shake! oopssss i forgot to describe the parents of bride and bridegroom.they are the only people who seems to be interested in the rituals of the wedding and others are busy peeping at each other's thing or food! and yes how can i forget those people who stare at each other's food plate and they ask "beta yeh pizza kaha se laya". hahahaha.dumb just look at yr own plate.!

Indian wedding is much like a laughter challenge

these eyes are also searching for love

no one in this life wants to be whore.it is the destiny which makes them like this and we people are also responsible for it.the minute we hear the word "prostitutes" we think that these girls are so cheap how can they do like this.but it is the surroundings and the destiny which make them like this.i got inspired from films like "laga chunari mein daag" "chandini bar" and "chameli" and now i am writing about them.some innocent girls who are from well brought up family are also trapped into the world of "prostitution" and from there no one can escape.its like a hell. no love,no respect,no family but only "sex".those eyes are also searching for love they also want some respect in this society but this society is not that nice to understand the pain of other people.some girls have to join prostitution due to poverty and financial conditions . no one,not a single person wants to be like them. what we can do is respect them and i hope that after reading this post everyone will understand that this eyes are also looking for love not sex.

an angel in my life called "GRANDMOTHER"

i consider my self to be very lucky person as god gifted me an angel in my life who was and is my strength.my grandmother.my brothers and sisters always used to be jealous of me as my grandma loved me the most.she took care of each and every thing from handkerchiefs to offer if i m going to some party or a guava to eat when i m going to my school.

i always think that i can never ever do anything to match my self with the care and love my grand mother gave me all i can do is keep loving her. i call her "dadi":D.

she is sometimes funny too.when i was going for a movie with my friends she told me too take some fruits so that i can have it on the theater.funny but cute too.she settles the fight between me and my brothers or sisters."ANGEL" is the perfect word for my dadi

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

i heard from everyone that "do u watch friends"? "do u watch friends"? i replied that is it a hindi soap eh? no dumb "it is an english show damn funny u must watch it" replied one friend of mine.
i thought it will be a boring show as english shows dint attract me at that point of time.i was so bored with same old shows in tv.boring,boring,boring tv has lost the thing called "entertainment".i missed some of my old tv shows like small wonder ,simba[the one which came on sahara one],tu tu main main,hum sab ek hain.ahhh that used be so much fun.but then came a tv show called "thts so raven" i thought english shows arent that bad.raven was funny and the concept of the tv show was quite diffrent.so one day i thought let's watch friends.it was difficult for me to understand that american accent as i was totally a "bollywood freak" "hindi" songs lover .after watching two or three episodes of F.RI.E.N.D.S i thought phoebe was funny,jennifer aniston was beautiful,chandler was ok types and ross was funny :D and monica and joey were also ok types.but as the show continued i got addicted to friends.phoebe and rachel became me crush and yes i love them now also.now i love F.R.I.E.N.D.S that is why i created this post to tell people that this tv show rocks.it has got humour as well as emotions.i love all of them now.everyone has got a diffrent personailty and yes i love the title song of friends to "i'll be there for you".

some of my favourite episodes are>>>>>>"phoebe's bachelor party" when a 50 year old stripper came.....i was ROFL!

when ROSS was marrying emily .jennifer aniston's acting was excellent.the way she was showing her love towards ross wow that was aweomse and when ross told rachel's name that moment was so touching.!

on the verge of getting kidnapped!

well i want to share one real incident which occurred in my life. i shifted from my old house to a new place.i was new to the place,the environment and people and everything around me was new and i knew that it would take some time for me to adjust in this new place.i was somehow not liking it.i was missing my old buddies .i was spending my boring holidays by roaming here and there and to discover the new environment. one night as i was on the street looking here and there and walking weirdly and watching people going here and there so busy with their life and suddenly my eyes met with a strange gleamy eyes.he was a short man with beard on his face.he was middle aged and was fagging .he was standing quite far away from me not so far but yes there was a distance of about 10 metres away.he saw me and was continuously looking at me as if i m an alien or something.i ignored him and came to my home.

i didnt even remember that mani took that matter very lightly.but after 2-4 days i saw him again.i was so afraid because of the way he was staring at me and let me tell you all i have a negative thinking. i dont take things and people lightly though i m funny kind of person in my real life .He stared at me and i was walking quite fast so as to get my ass off from him.but he started following me and i became more furious.he was getting close to me and then i suddenly ran towards the bus stop in front of me.i saw one lady standing there and i told her that one guy is following me he heard that thing which i said to that old lady and he ran away.and thanks to god i safely went to my building .and did i mention that man was observing me very carefully.he stared at the shoes which i was wearing and where i was going.

After 15 or 16 days i went to the same street buy some of my school things and i saw him again.i was scared but i went to "puchka wala" who was very friendly to me.i told him about that guy.he was getting very aggressive he told me to take me through that man.as i mentioned earlier i think to negatively and suddenly i thought if the puchka wala and the kidnapper may conspire against me.so i went to my building hurridly and told my watchman about that man and the watchman told me that he [that middle aged man] and 3 more people tried to kidnap me.

but i am still confused about the thing that is it my sixth sense who saved me or my negative thinking or the way i observed people.